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Happy Thanks Giving Everybody!
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of drumsticks!
What would you call a pet squash?
Call it anything you want- it won't hear you!
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What cat discovered America?
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!
What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
What's round, red, and wears a diaper?
A baby cranberry!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?
They never learned good table manners!
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