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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 3

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. It's the best thanksgiving website in town or my name ain't Squanto.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hunt

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Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses.

The second pilgrim asks, "Why do you have two blunderbusses?"

The first pilgrim explains, "I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again and get them on the second.'

The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, "Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?"


(I get the impression this wasn't always a Pilgrim joke)


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