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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 3

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. It's the best thanksgiving website in town or my name ain't Squanto.

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Sarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price."

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate," says her mum. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket." "Airplane ticket...., What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: "Prepare from a frozen state, so I flew to Alaska."

 

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