A HAPPY HALLOWEEN JOKES AND MEMES PAGE - 2
Here shall we host those Halloween funny pictures that we have received over the years. We shall try to break this Halloween page up into sections. You might look at this as a Halloween resource page. It's a work in Progress Bare with me.
We hope you like the selection. Be sure to pass this page around to help us out. It will surely grow year by year.
Halloween Jokes and Memes
HERE BE A BIT OF HALLOWEEN HUMOR FOR YOU.
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light!"
GETTING FRANKENSTEIN IN THE MOOD
After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.
"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.
"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the bedroom."
The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.
"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?" asked the therapist.
"Well," said the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to his penis."
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Well that about raps up the Halloween Funnies for this year. I will post more if I get them in a timely manner but we shall wait until next year to see what all I will have collected by then. Thanks for taking the time to check it all out.
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